gorillas don’t know any bodybuilding techniques so we have probably never seen one at full potential
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
What are some cool sex positions
standing at the ATM handin me all ur money
White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.
this post wont die
I will never stop reblogging.
This is beautifully perfect.
no we just hold it in for a week.
if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically
some person: hey asstown
i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people