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"too many niggas, not enough hoes"
-Kendrick Lamar

vanillish:

other people during winter:

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me:

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dadreversal:

gorillas don’t know any bodybuilding techniques so we have probably never seen one at full potential

(via sorry-its-just-me)

allteensrelate:

finding out you’re on your period while having sex

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(via trust)

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

(via shezzamaleficentlokidarendelle)

babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

(Source: zvyozdochka, via sorry-its-just-me)

rogerrawrslove:

susiethemoderator:

quickweaves:

quickweaves:

White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.

this post wont die 

I will never stop reblogging.

This is beautifully perfect.

(via notgnarlyy)

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

(via sorry-its-just-me)

Anonymous asked: Can girls pee when they're on their periods?


Answer:

sarcastic-snowflake:

no we just hold it in for a week.

ben-c:

bonaventure-:

if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

some person: hey asstown 
you: nah 
some person:

i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”

(via alltheselittlevoices)

frosted:

rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

 

(via i-surrender-whatmoredoyouwant)

wholewheat3:

When I was 6 my brother told me that old people sag because they’re being pulled to hell and I cried

(Source: abilliondollarsonaelevator, via alliecat-meow)

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