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"too many niggas, not enough hoes"
-Kendrick Lamar

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

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gurlfriend:happy fathers day
bf:but im not a dad
gf::)

allonsyforever:

One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser

it was last week

i am seventeen years old

the class was A.P. calculus

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proctalgia:

giving advice to friends like

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loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

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kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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Doctor:do you drink or smoke?
Me:no
Doctor:(under his breath) what a loser

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

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save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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ohlookanimeboys:

When I meet a friend’s friend and they leave us alone together

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